THE ART OF JAW DROPPING

photography and digital imaging by Ryder Gledhill
paint job by Shannon Holt


Welcome to Bombshell Body Art.

It's not known when people began wearing clothes. I envision the first woman pondering... "WHAT TO WEAR?!" I'm sure she looked at her fluffy kitty cat sideways once or twice, jealous that he could be so pretty and soft and comfortable in his own skin, not having to wear anything in to work. She makes herself a cup-o-joe, hair in hot rollers before deciding to sit at her singer sewing machine and start stitching together some finely pressed fig leaves, into some kind of hipster fitted jacket and matching pencil skirt. She knows that later on, she'll take it all off to recover her natural beauty with some kind of oat and honey mask, avocado and banana hair treatment, cucumber slice eye wear. Now I'm all for getting pretty by mangling mangoes... But girl, you can be the prettiest girl you can be, "naked-with-clothes-on."


WHAT TO WEAR?! Wear your pretty self. Wear your authentic self. Wear a style in 100% vegan 40's style couture painted to flatter your curves and BE PATIENT as you remind your loved ones that it's rude to stare.